Review: Jeusn Remote Prostate Massager and Butt Plug from honeysx.com
Disclaimer: I received no compensation for this review apart from the toy itself.
When the JEUSN wireless remote prostate massager arrived I was excited to try it out. As usual, my request for a toy from honeysx.com went through without a hitch. Two weeks later, here on my counter was an exciting new toy to play with.
As you can see, wonderful presentation! The toy was a little smaller in terms of girth than I expected and a little longer in length. Otherwise, it was exactly how I imagined it.
Charging this toy is a breeze. It has a rather cute little charger that sort of reminds me of a baby snake. It’s powerful magnets will sink their fangs right onto the charging nubs and hang there without much fuss. It will do the same for the remote as well. I actually really enjoy the remote charging feature. Those little coin batteries that typically power remotes like this can be hard to come by, so having a chargeable battery is quite convenient.
Operating this toy is easy. It has two buttons on both the remote and the charger. One is to turn it on and change the vibration pattern. The other one is to turn the heating feature on and off. I was pretty tentative about the heating component, but I actually really, really enjoyed that! More on that later. Once you’ve switched those on using the buttons on the toy the remote can do the rest. I find this really handy since it leaves your hands free to engage elsewhere. Things can get a bit messy down there with all the lube.
The cock ring that is attached to the toy is just about the perfect size for me. It will keep me nice and hard if I just put it around my cock, but it’s stretchy enough that I can put my balls through it as well. It does have a tendency to pull me down as the piece that attaches the ring to the prostate massager is a little short. This has two effects: 1) It definitely helps delay my orgasm. 2) It has a tendency to pull the massager out when I thrust too hard or when I come. Pro tip: Put the toy on before you’re hard. This makes it really easy to get your junk situated in the ring the way you want it so you’re not fumbling about trying to squeeze your balls through later.
Inserting the massager itself is so ridiculously easy with this toy I was actually quite surprised. It’s not much wider than a finger, so it requires very little prep time for me to use it. Just a finger inside to lube things up, and then the well lubricated toy goes in. Simple, and far quicker than the larger toys that I’ve used.
How does it feel?
In short, amazing! I love the vibrations this toy gives. They are pretty intense. One of the things I really enjoy about prostate stimulation is that it’s so pleasurable that I can’t contain myself even when I want to. I always start trembling and shaking involuntarily right before I come and there’s just a tremendous build up of sensation right before release. The orgasm itself usually makes me just about black out from the pleasure. This toy is really good at all of the above. It also has this nifty little heating feature that I totally underestimated!
As I mentioned, it takes very little effort for me to insert the toy. After a bit of lube it felt really good sliding in. Once the probe is inserted, I stretch the ring around my hard cock, and spend about three minutes fumbling around, trying to squish my balls into the ring. A bit frustrating, but totally worth it once I felt just how throbby-hard the ring made me. I can feel my pulse in my cock.
I turn on the toy to the first setting and then lube up for a slow stroke before adding more intensity. It feels like the warmth is building, crawling slowly up my legs like little pleasure spiders that coalesce into a ball of heat next to my prostate. I decide to amp up the vibe and switch to a more intense vibration setting. I stifl a moan as the pleasure rips into me. Those spiders have gone electric and as I slide my cock into my favorite sleeve my legs start to tremble slightly. Mmmm…fuck!
Time to try out the heating feature. I switch it on, and shortly after, the toy obediently adds a melty hot pool of oh-so-fucking-good to the sensation. Like the custard in the center of a donut it adds a sweet surprise to something that was already delicious. Immediately, I can sense that I won’t hold out for much longer, but I want to try thrusting while I have this toy inserted.
I push my sleeve between the cushions of the couch and close my eyes as the slick wetness caresses my cock. The shaking is almost uncontrollable now, and I thrust hard into the sleeve as the pleasure overwhelms me. I feel completely consumed by it, like a tree in a wildfire, as the first contractions of my orgasm rip through me and I grip the cushions tightly.
Then, the toy falls out, and I fall Immediately back to earth. Without the prostate stimulation, a regular orgasm just feels plain. Crashing from the heights of prostate play to a regular orgasm is a very odd sort of deprivation, but I pump my cum into the sleeve anyway and ride it out, enjoying what I can. When I’m finished I turn off the toy, now dangling between my legs, and clean up, all the while strategizing about how to keep it in next time.
Overall, this is an amazing toy for beginners and solo play. It is so easy to insert that I can add it to sex or masturbation without much planning or time and it would be really difficult to hurt yourself with it. The heating feature adds a whole new and completely unexpected sensation to the already incredibly intense vibes on my prostate and I absolutely love it. I’ve found that the easiest way to keep it in is just to masturbate while sitting. This way, the toy has less opportunity to slide out and the orgasms are absolutely spiritual in their intensity. You will forget your own name for a bit as you peak. I also love that the ring helps me edge just a bit longer and I think that this also contributes to the intense orgasms this toy doles out.
I wish there was a good way to hold the toy in place while thrusting. I think this is probably more a matter of how it fits your body though. If that piece between the ring and the massager was a little longer or stretchier, it would probably fix the problem. If I were a smaller guy it probably wouldn’t be much of an issue either.