Ten Ways to (Subtly) Turn Her on Instead by SciFurz
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Listen attentively when she speaks.
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Be interested in what she likes.
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Surprise her by doing the household chores without her asking (bonus points for being the househusband).
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Extra bonus points doing this wearing only an apron when she comes home.
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Watch the movie starring the actor she crushes on together with her.
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Pamper her after a hard day.
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Open the car door for her.
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Work out to discard that beer gut.
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Visit her at work in a suit to deliver a rose and the address of the restaurant she’s expected at after work (*bonus points if she works down in the mines).
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Turn off the lights and play out her favourite vampire or werewolf fantasy.